I'm not a person who ever really wants to comment on pop culture because LOL UNPOPULAR OPINIONS GENERAL, but holy shit, I mean holy shit this Miley Cyrus shit is annoying. You people are all going on about how she's such a bad influence and that it shouldn't be encouraged, and yet everyone, myself included, is talking about her? Three weeks ago she was a nobody that was known for Hannah Montana and yet another washed out Disney star who managed to flash her vagina in front of a camera a few times. Now, she's some new sensation revived. Everyone who is talking about her and not just completely ignoring the situation is a fucking moron. I'm not a moron because I'm not talking about her, I'm talking about YOU, the people who (don't) read this blog, who talk about her.
I go on YouTube, and I see Miley Cys plastered on every conceivable channel. It's stupid. If you don't want her to be famous because you think she's an idiot, then stop legitimising what she is doing.
This means stop talking about her. BUT OH NO, CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HER, POPULAR CULTURE IS ALREADY THIN AND EVENTLESS ENOUGH AS IT IS, IF WE STOP TALKING ABOUT MILEY CYRUS, WE'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT ZOMBIES AND MEEMEES.
On another note, I fucking hate zombies. I've hated zombies since the start of 2010 now, and I was really jaded of the entire idea even from 2009. The last time I was ever interested was when I saw Zombieland, and that was only to to watch Emma Stone be hot for an hour and a half. Zombies have taken such a huge fucking cultural craze over the last four years and it's fucking stupid. They're not interesting, get over them.
I see books IN FUCKING STORES talking about zombies and how to survive the 'inevitable' outbreak. I see people take up real, reasoned discussion about what they will do when the zombie apocalypse strikes. That's right, WILL do. Not 'would do if', placing the event as a hypothetical, but what they WILL do WHEN, meaning they fully expect to have to kill zombies in their lives, or act as if it is a real, serious possibility. I see people justify why zombies can't be real, and I see people argue against them. The zombie craze is fucking sickening. It's even gotten so bad that, when the media finally caught up, they had to invent new words because the word 'zombie' just didn't have the connotation that it had five years ago. Now they're not zombies; they're 'the undead', or 'walkers', or 'OH SHIT THINGS THAT CAN WALK AT HALF THE SPEED OF SMELL AND GROWL AT YOU UNTIL YOU GIVE UP TH-'
Now they are even trying to justify zombies as a reasonable horror movie plot; giving them the same characteristics as humans minus the cognitive functions. I would much rather just see a horror movie centered around an invasion of children aged 4 and less: it's the exact same principle as 'current' zombies, which can run, jump, and reason geometrical obstacles, and better yet, when one of them gets shot, a million people march to tumblr and start bitching about how the movie is barbaric.
I wish Miley Cyrus was a zombie, then at least we'd have something to look at.
